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\"Still Speedin'\" is a single released by Ghanaian British musician Sway as the lead single from his third album The Deliverance, although it was not ultimately included on the album. The song features a sample of 'Ride on Time' by Black Box. The single was released on 4 December 2011. It peaked to number 19 on the UK Singles Chart. There are two alternate versions of the song featuring Kano or Lupe Fiasco.
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